In today's world, the workplace is more like an emotional roller coaster. When people feel overwhelmed, they lose confidence and become irritable. So how to manage those annoying situations at work and cope up with the excessive stress @work? The all time wonderful solution is to cool yourself with punch dialogs whenever stress interferes your ability to work. Lets see how vadivelu dialogs can help you when u are at crisis :)
When your team mate is trying to explain some hi-fi techie stuff to u which u don't understand even one bit -jus murmer "sabaaaaa... ipovae kannah kattudhey"
In a team meeting, when no one gives a damn to ur ideas - point your fingers to urself and say "indha avamaanam unaku thevaya?". Then shut up and sit quietly :)
When you need to confront a colleague who tries to help you but puts u into trouble finally - just snub him by saying that "opening ellam naalah thaan irruku annna unkitta finishing seri illayae pa"
When your team members understand what you say at the first shot (very rare situations) - "ka gha gha po" (Karuthukalai miga kachidhamaga kavugireer pongal)
When your comments backfire and cause u a lot of trouble - "Vaazhkaina silla adigal vizha thaan seiyum"
When your boss, big boss, big big boss come all together for the meeting - "Vandhutaangayaa Vandhutaangayaa"
When your peer QA finds critical bugs - "Epadi thaan kandupidikaraingalo"
When you need to face your manager with replies regarding your unmet deadlines - be courageous and say "adhu pona maasam... naan sonnadhu indha maasam"
When your boss blasts you into pieces for hours and hours together - "vendaaam... vallikudhu... azhudhiduven!"
When you take up initiatives and someone warns u of how difficult it is - "Engalluku risk edukaradhu rusk saapadramaari"
When your colleagues question you about your way of coding - "This is drunken monkey style"
When your senior colleague scolds you for some blunder you commited - "attack pannita illa! poitae irru" and when he asks u the reason why u keep getting scoldings from everyone like this - "naangellam adi vaangaadha area vae kedayaaadhu. edho oru morai adichitu perusa peethara"
When you rival team member annoys you - "Kattadhuraiku kattam seri illa... enkooda vilaadradhey avan vellaiya pochu"
When you need to sing some non-regional songs in a team outing but u don't know even one - "sing in the rain... i m swing in the rain... i want more in the rain..."
When everything flops in your project - "Endha oru vishayathayum plan panni pannanum. Plan pannalana ipadi thaan nadakum"
When your junior is over brilliant than you and keeps asking you many questions while you talk - "Annan pechu ennikumae one-way thaan. Angae irundhu return pechu varakoodadhu"
When the figure/graph that you have been trying to correct from your team picks up for your colleague - "Vada poche"
When they take you for a team lunch after a release despite the fact that customers were not happy with the stuff that you gave - "indha ranagalathilayum oru killugillipu kekudhu unaku!"
Finally my favorite,
At the time of your ACR - "Maapu... vachitaanya aapu"
If vadivelu reads this, he would say :
aaiii... ena vechi comedy keemedy pannaliyae!!!
Tongue twisters are always funny. It makes ur tongue go mad b4 u complete the phrase. It is definitely tough to articulate it clearly. In fact, it is designed to be difficult. I came across a tt which seems like it is the toughest one in english to be repeated continuosly. 
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